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black people are cool. 💕29/2/16

Future came in to the club last night and spent $0

henny-de-gallo:

spanishg0ld:

fucklovepayme:

hashtag-stripper-problems:

sugaringstripper:

jeanienobottle:

thecurvycourtesan:

spanishglittervag:

Fuck his hoe ass

He’s cheap AS FUUUUCCKKKKK…don’t ask me how I know, I just KNOW. He’s extremely coarse and nasty and will demand raw sex. He got a homegirl of mine (we met him together, but I digress) and all he gave her was money for Plan B. It’s a running joke in our heaux group chat.


I actually believe he’s broke.

Bitchhhh the fuckin tea

All strippers should ask him on instagram why he so stingy lmao we should do that to all celebrities that come into our clubs and don’t spend shit

Add Gucci mane, kirko bangz, and kid Cudi to the list

:O lmaoo

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so wat yall sayin is cuz they rich they should throw all their money at you

but if they did that all the time they wouldnt be rich anymore

and that makes perfect sense to all of yall huh

no one said they should be going to strip clubs all the time lmaoo. 

bxsepp:

Jaden Smith - George Jeff

deaddisco:

ksubiis:

deaddisco:

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

You’re*

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shittyidea:

Agreeing with ignorant anons:

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bilanzarev:

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

chellzaintshit:

sexwitsockson:

weloveshortvideos:

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

:’(((((((((((((((((

She looks so tired and done with this squirmy little poop

lishadra:

cultural-hoxhaist:

goodie-badwife:

audible-smiles:

lipatti:

am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…

I just heard a psychologist (Guy Winch) say that the people that positive affirmations help most are actually the people who have high or at least normal self-esteem. They really do cheer those people up!

But for the rest of us they run so counter to our general worldview (we’re fundamentally bad and deserve nothing) that our brain rejects them immediately as lies and uses that moment to remind us of how terrible and abnormal we actually are.

What usually works for people with low self-esteem is stuff like writing out a list of very specific things we know we’re good at, and revisiting it every day to write a paragraph elaborating on one of those things (i.e. “I’m a compassionate person and here are five examples”) to try to set our brain on a different track long term.

That makes so much sense.

the psychology behind the “ok that sounds fake but ok” meme 

Holy crap

omfg

thebestoftumbling:

Kitten vs Sandal 

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

taurean-the-bully:

trashg0d:

chleopatrapaige:

GUCCI IS FOR THE CHILDREN

Guwop

Please take heed!

nevaehtyler:

On this day 3 years ago Mike Brown died because a trigger-happy cop thought that Black lives didn’t matter.
The Internet is still filled with nasty racists trying to justify the murder of Mike. And what is even worse they’re also all around us in the outside world.

You will never be forgotten, Mike. 

#HandsUpDontShoot   #MikeBrown   

#PoliceBrutality

thebeautysupplystore:

chiefxwill:

thebeautysupplystore:

gcodegfb:

unicornthief69:

gcodegfb:

thebeautysupplystore:

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period.
He’s 27.

That shit is forever nasty lol

How

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it.
He was born in 1986.

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet.
He’s over 18.

bloodphoenix:

pleasespellgabbana:

world–inspired:

“Speakers have ways of deflecting accountability for their own statements by attributing what they say to other sources.”

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